Today's Quotes - Connect the Dots, or... How Stupid Are We?


BIGGEST QUARTERLY PROFIT IN US HISTORY

HOUSTON — EXXON MOBIL CORP. reported second-quarter earnings of $11.68 billion Thursday, the biggest quarterly profit ever by any U.S. corporation.

"Republicans in Congress are now demanding that President Bush investigate whether the oil companies are engaged in price gouging. Putting the White House in charge of investigating oil companies. That's like putting Dick Cheney in charge of gun safety."
Jay Leno

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Albert Einstein

"Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do."
Bertrand Russell

"At least two thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity, idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religious or political idols."
Aldous Huxley

"Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives."
John Stuart Mill

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