HAPPILY NEVER AFTER! THE END OF TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE? WE'RE DOOMED!!

Of course, not everyone agrees with me about celebrating the end of traditional marriage. The Parents Television Council -- the conservative watchdog group most notable for inundating the FCC with complaints about curse words and breasts - has just released a "study" that finds prime-time television "actively" denigrates marriage while glorifying sex outside of it. "Even worse," according to the report, is the television depiction of "outre sexual expression" such as "masturbation, pornography, sex toys, and kinky and fetishistic behaviors."

The snappily titled study was called: "Happily Never After: How Hollywood Favors Adultery and Promiscuity Over Marital Intimacy on Prime Time Broadcast Television."

Hmm... Think TV Will Turn Your Kids Into Sex Freaks?