Today's "WHAT?!" Quote... or How Stupid Are We? Part Five!

"I'm a fuckin' redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just fuckin' chillin' I guess. I don't want kids."
Levi Johnston (the 18 year-old prospective father of Sarah Palin's pregnant 17 year-old daughter Bristol's baby, of whom John McCain's pick for vice president said: "We're proud of Bristol's decision to have her baby and even prouder to become grandparents.")