TODAY'S QUOTE!

He may have survived the Borg, but it appears that Time Warner Cable has assimilated Sir Patrick Stewart's life-force. Or at least that's what the actor, who just moved to Park Slope, and is best known for his portrayal of Captain Picard on "Star Trek: The Next Generation," tweeted at the cable and Internet service provider Thursday:

"All I wanted to do was set up a new account with Time Warner Cable, but thirty-six hours later, I've lost the will to live!"