GOD WHOPPERS 7 & 8!

Okay. Here are Whoppers 7 & 8 of the "Top eight whoppers we’ve made up about God," from the book, "E-SQUARED," by Pam Grout:

Whopper #7: "God is just so vague." 

"Au contraire. Once you get rid of the black cloud of rumors and half truths that hide your awareness, you’ll find the unseen force communicates just as clearly as Dr. Phil. Once you rid yourself of the blocks, you’ll be shown exactly what to do and how to do it. Again, we need to condition ourselves to think of God more like we think of electricity. Electricity doesn’t care who plugs in a curling iron. Electricity doesn’t need proof we’re good enough to make toast."

Whopper #8: "God only answers when he’s good and ready." 

"There is never a time when God or 'the Force' isn’t guiding you. And you do not have to wait for any green lights or 'get out of jail free' cards. The big guy is available 24/7 once you’re ready to focus your full attention on it. The Field of Infinite Potentials' guidance happens (as they say about … well, something else)—through a song lyric on the radio, by a phone call from a long-lost friend. The trick is to pay attention, trust, and as I will continue to repeat, focus your full attention on it. 

"And while we’re on the topic of God’s will, let’s get this out on the table. There is no place in our updated picture of God for a Hell of everlasting torment or for a sadist who would or could attempt to put you there. Nor is there any room for the idea that sickness or deformity or death or poverty or limitation of any kind is the will of God. The will of God, for those who insist on using that term, is the ceaseless longing of the spirit in you to become all you’re capable of being. Amen."