LIFE BEGINS IN... MISSOURI?!

Politicians in Missouri have declared that life begins at conception, and now it is encoded in state law - Missouri Senate Bill #793 to be exact.

"The life of each human being begins at conception," according to Bill 793, which adds new regulations to the state's 24-hour informed consent law for abortions. "Abortion will terminate the life of a separate, unique, living human being."

South Dakota already has a similar law, by the way.

Yep. Who better than midwestern politicians to know when life begins, huh?

Well, let me throw this out there, folks, and I know its radical, but these days, I'm just swingin' the axe of truth, you know? According to my "sources," which I won't divulge here, when the soul decides to enter into physicality varies greatly from circumstance to circumstance. In fact, a soul may not enter the body at all until right at birth, and in some cases occasionally not even fully at birth. In other situations, the soul may indeed enter at conception, or at any time during the entire gestation process. And the soul could decide to leave during gestation in a variety of ways - what we think of as miscarriages, etc., and by choosing a pregnant woman who intends to have an abortion.

You see, there are no "miscarriages of justice" when it comes to the soul. Life is understood by our Higher Self to be eternal, and the ways to experience physical life can vary widely, from a brief toe-dipping into 3D, or the full nine yards of a whole lifetime.

Our Higher Self is always choosing the experiences it wants to have, and the circumstances for those experiences... except, of course, in Missouri!