INDIANAPOLIS - Indiana Republican Representative, Mark Souder, known as an"Evangelical Christian" and an abstinence only advocate acknowledged an affair with a staffer Tuesday and unexpectedly announced his resignation, giving Democrats a chance at capturing what many had thought was a safe Republican seat.
It's kind of a rule by now, folks: if you're anti-sex for others, it's because you're having that very sex under cover. If you're against sex other than in marriage, it's because you're having sex other than in your marriage. If you're against homosexual sex, it's because you're secretly homosexual.
It's just a rule.
Anyone else on the right want to come out before they're outed?!